Random Acts of Linkage #125

girl-with-camera.jpg Random photo… or maybe you’re on candid camera. A short-ish list of links this week, but there’s some good stuff to read. I’m going to be a little off the grid for the next week, so these may have to do for a while. Last week and the next two weeks are kind of reserved for doin’ stuff with the family and trying to chill a bit just before the kids start back to school (and maybe recuperating a little once they do), not to mention the summer patio project that’s been falling way behind schedule with lousy weather… and now that fall is looming, I’d better get to work. In fact, I think that’s where I’m off to for the balance of the day.

Enjoy the links and think of me slaving away with a shovel and a stack of patio blocks.

Random Acts of Linkage #123

xkcd_win-dialog.jpg Not much today in the humour department, other than a cartoon panel. I’m still carrying on “summer hours” around here, but I do have some random linkage to foist upon the unsuspecting masses. (Both of you, that is.)

I’ve got some commentary mixed in that I didn’t put in the time to extend into full-out rants, so there’s a bit of link-bonus attitude as well. But make sure you get through to the last item.

Here we go…

Random Acts of Linkage #122

31obama_600 The big item of the week is captured in the photo, of course: President Obama displaying as insightful a conciliation tactic as ever President Bartlett might have dreamed up. Good commentary from Cathleen Falsani and a must-read from Erika Haub. Of lesser significance is the brand of beer, I suppose… though one has to appreciate a scenario where there isn’t any consideration of politics when one selects a brew, else I suspect the President might have selected another brand, assuming his good taste. I’m thinking it’s a good news/bad news thing, like: you can be President, but you have to drink Bud Light. Or, there will be beer in Hell, but only Bud Light.

  1. More linguistic contrast and confusion: Is “Missional” Being Misused?
  2. The Seven Indispensable Virtues of a Missional Leader

Random Acts of Linkage #121

positano.jpg Random photo: a view of Positano.

Two riddles from my kids this week:
• How do monkeys get the latest news? They hear it on the ape-vine.
• How do you tell which end of a worm is the head? Tickle its middle and see which end giggles.

  1. John La Grou contemplates The End of the Sunday Sermon
  2. Atheism and Creative Love Theism …and regarding those warnings about The Golden Compass
  3. The Generation M Manifesto (HT: Mr. Bill)
  4. USA Today on “Accountability Groups” with followup from Ed Stetzer
  5. The Stories Behind 10 T.V. Theme Songs
  6. A pie chart of procrastination
  7. Darryl Dash summarizes John Frame on Intellectual Property; interesting. I tweeted last week that copyright does not protect creativity, it protects a particular business model for profiting from creativity.

Random Acts of Linkage #120

steph_outside.jpg I was hitting the “randomizer” looking for a random photo at stock.xchng and I found this one — it’s called “steph outside shoot 3”. I had to wonder, should she really be outside? She doesn’t look well. And some photographer dragged her outdoors three times? Poor girl. Ah, well. Now some humour with attribution.

  • “I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.” — Steven Wright
  • “I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight.” — Rita Rudner
  • “I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.” — Lily Tomlin
  • “Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?” — John Mendoza

Random Acts of Linkage #119

streetsign-fail-biblecamp.jpg The Fail Blog labels this one a “double fail.”

  • The contents of the will were a dead giveaway.
  • The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner – there were strings attached.
  • As a young boy, Brutus’ mother often cautioned him not to run with Caesars.
  • My uncle called my grandfather a deer when he let my antelope.
  • Some children think that their parents are all no-ing.
  • If all of the women left the country there would be a stagnation.
  • A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother.
  • A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Alright, here come the links. And before I forget, Happy 4th to all my friends just south of me in the USA!

Random Acts of Linkage #118

farrah-fawcett-poster.jpg Not sure if that’s the image you expected at the top of the links list this week, but you have to admit it’s iconic. And it beats posting an image of the other guy who died that same day and stole most of the news cycle.

But now… thematic puns.

  • A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in linoleum blown apart.
  • Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
  • I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?
  • England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
  • The Irish should be rich because their capital is always Dublin.
  • Italian building inspectors in Pisa can be quite lenient.
  • A Scandinavian race is never over until the last Lapp crosses the Finnish line.

Random Acts of Linkage #117

desert-ed_vehicle.jpg Random image of the week, a “desert-ed vehicle.” You know, because seven days without a pun makes one weak. Don’t groan, that’s just a foretaste!

  • For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.
  • I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
  • I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I’ve ever seen.
  • Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.
  • Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.
  • A former doctor, while auditioning for a play, broke his leg. But luckily, he could still make the cast.
  • I keep reading ‘The Lord of the Rings’ over and over. I guess it’s just force of hobbit.