The Fail Blog labels this one a “double fail.”

• The contents of the will were a dead giveaway.
• The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner – there were strings attached.
• As a young boy, Brutus’ mother often cautioned him not to run with Caesars.
• My uncle called my grandfather a deer when he let my antelope.
• Some children think that their parents are all no-ing.
• If all of the women left the country there would be a stagnation.
• A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother.
• A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Alright, here come the links. And before I forget, Happy 4^th to all my friends just south of me in the USA!

1. The Postmodernism Generator is a little scary… each page refresh generates a new essay laced with postmodern terminology that almost looks cohesive.
2. Stunning Macro Photography
3. The Jena 6 are Free!
4. What you need to know about the Dead Sea scrolls (via IMonk)
5. A collection of links on alt.worship and emerging church from Jonny Baker
6. Back in my institutional-church days, I found it irksome to see the price of software for managing worship overhead slide projection, particularly given the minimal nature of the actual requirement. I don’t need it now, but nice to see that Shawn Anthony recommends an open source solution, openlp.
7. How Eddie Gibbs Ruined My Life
8. Pope Says Tests ‘Seem to Conclude’ Bones Are the Apostle Paul’s — the evidence is hardly conclusive though… it proves that they could be authentic.
9. Heart beat posting device lets your Twitter followers know you’re alive
10. This is a classic riot: Lovin’ it Now?
11. Saint Brad — making it right in New Orleans’ Lower 9th
12. Christine Sine — How to Be a Spiritual Person
13. Doctors Baffled, Intrigued by Girl Who Doesn’t Age
14. Dan Kimball’s Emerging Church memories and good and nice things (he no longer uses the term ’emerging church’)
15. Singin’ the Blues: David’s Lament
16. Bill Kinnon: I Love Books – A Comment on Book Stealing // On stealing books

Finally, I’m sure House fans will agree… I loved this graphic: