apple-pie.jpg The image is just to make you hungry — it worked on me. (I’ll explain the other reason at the end.) In the meantime, here’s some “HDT”, or “Humour Distraction Therapy.” Minus good humour of course, as usual ;^)

* What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
* Justice Fingers.

* What do clouds wear under their clothes?
* Thunderware.

* What’s an archeologist?
* Someone whose career is in ruins.

* What does a cat sleep on?
* A caterpillow.

* What does a king do when he burps?
* He issues a royal pardon.

* Where did the little king keep his armies?
* Up his sleevies!

* What do you have on your patio that is Irish?
* Paddy O’Furniture

* What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a spider?
* A hairnet.

* What did one frog say to the other?
* Time sure if fun when you’re having flies.

* Why is a bad joke like a dull pencil?
* Because it has no point.

* What do you feed an invisible cat?
* Evaporated milk.

* Where do baby cows eat?
* The calf-eteria.

* What did the evil chicken lay?
* Deviled eggs.

* What do you call a cow with no legs?
* Ground beef.

* How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
* Put a little Boogie in it.

Yeah, well…. –ahem!– on with the linkage then, shall we?

  1. NYT: 100 Notable Books of 2008 & The 10 Best Books of 2008
  2. 19-year-old Commits Suicide on
  3. The Inigo Montoya Guide to 27 Commonly Misused Words — cover off some of the pet peeves that several of us linguistic pickers of nits cringe upon hearing.
  4. Lots of megachurch vs. missional discussion in the last week or so — I liked what Bill said, but Darryl Dash sasy Bill Kinnon gets it half right
  5. So Long, Sola?
  6. Absolutely Stunning: Hubble Space Telescope Advent Calendar 2008 via iMonk.
  7. This is where I live — wonder if I made the cut? Weirdos of Winnipeg
  8. It Died: “A compendium of what services and companies are no longer available for our Internet pleasure and use.”
  9. This would be a rather rude intrusion: 3 reported killed after military airplane crashes into house
  10. Audio: Newbigin on Christ: unique and universal
  11. Frank Viola: Billy Graham’s Prophecy — a couple of interesting Billy Graham quotes, one possibly apocryphal?
  12. Top 10 Viral Videos — year-end, time for such review posts
  13. J. Lee Grady: 20/20 Hindsight: What I Hope We Learned From the Lakeland Revival
  14. HOW TO: Use Google Reader Like A Rockstar — Rockstars use Google Reader? Rockstars can read?
  15. Mike Morell on house-churching

Still behind on my reading this week… Google Reader reports over 1,000 items in more than one of the subfolders I have set up. Yikes! I still had time to discover this, though:

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