Sometimes you awake in the morning with the strangest things running through your brain. This morning was one of those sometimeses, as of all things, I had a recipe for Brother Maynard running around in my head looking for a way out.
Brother Maynard
Ingredients
-
(dry)
- ½c. sarcasm
- 2 Tbsp witticism (tempered with wry, dry & droll)
- 2c. cynicism
- 2½c. flour
- 1 tsp pinch of salt
- ¼c. baking powder
- 1 tbsp Tobasco sauce
- ½ tsp. bitters (may substitute lemon or lime)
- 4c. confusion
(wet)
Directions
- Mix dry ingredients in a large mixing bowl.
- Add Tobasco and bitters, stir lightly
- Add confusion in stages, stirring as you go, making sure it permeates the whole. Beat thoroughly.
- When confusion is thoroughly mixed in and the mixture is adequately whipped to a frenzy, cover and set aside in a warm dark place for 18-24 hours
- Place batter in a single lump on a large cookie sheet and bake on low heat for 6-9 hours
- Remove and let cool when the lump is sufficiently hard, crusty, and well-browned
Serves none. Place in front of your computer monitor or use as doorstop. Optionally, split with an axe and use as bookends.
Enjoy!
So, what makes up you — or your blog?
Greetings to Website Hosts!
Hi Brother Maynard,
My dissertation is now complete and I am now Dr. Barb.
I wanted to express my gratitude for your help with my Doctor of Ministry research project. Having your willing assistance to post the information on your websites to recruit participants greatly facilitated this challenging and sensitive church ministry project.
I appreciate your willing help to inform your readership
and make them aware of this study. I had a very good response.
This dissertation can be read online at my new website:
http://www.churchexiters.com
BTW after informing participants and others interested about the website there was so much traffic last Sunday that the bandwidth was quickly exceeded. I had to increase the bandwidth from what my pal had thought we would need. I guess that’s a good problem to have!
If you could let folks know that the dissertation has now been made available online I would again be grateful.
Thanks again for your willing participation!
Dr. Barb Orlowski
First thing that came to mind was, “Recipes? We ain’t got no recipes. We don’t need no recipes. I don’t have to show you no stink’in recipes!” LOL Might say more about me than I care to be known.
I loved this!! Someday when I have some time I’ll come up with mine :)