Stupid church signs are always good fun entertainment… but this goes beyond that: a stupid funeral home sign. This one has been there for about a year and a half or so, and I finally got around to making a point of snapping a photo. Ready? Here goes…
See, the thing is, I have this keen urge to want to pull up in front of the door, have 2 guys get out of the car and go and stand by the trunk of the car and look around while I go in, pull a wad of cash from my pocket, and say, “$800, eh? No questions asked, right?” I dunno, it’s just too much.
Oh, in case you can’t see it, the lettering on the sign says, “Immediate cremation $800 No hidden costs.” When the sign first went up, it said “Instant cremation” and I wanted to go in and tell them I was in a hurry… I suppose they think now they’ve “fixed” the confusing message on the original sign.
Dude, does it stink in the trees there behind that place? Eeeeeeeee. I’m thinking “immediate cremation” has to be illegal somehow. Yikes.
Makes you wonder who’s running the place … er … or who frequents it.
Hey don’t knock them. They are so good at what they do, people are dying to be clients there. (grooooan).