Okay, I know that church signs are Lucas Land‘s schtick, but… well, I’ll spare you the rant (at least for now). After driving by this one two or three times and getting annoyed, I finally pulled into the parking lot the other evening and snapped a pic with my phone, so here’s the sign:
It’s just that I… no, I said I’d spare you the rant.
Thanks for the rant-less rendition. I’m sure our own internal rants will cover any ground that you might have wanted to cover! :)
Exactly as I suspected ;^)
(shaking my head) … that’s the denomination I came out of. And that sign really encapsulates why I (and my family) am now in a small church that is much like your Benedict’s Table. I could rant on … and have internally … but as you have pointed out, there is little to be gained by that.
Church signs really frustrate me. My wife and I often will comment, when seeing one such as these, “Oh, that will bring ’em in!”
Recent ones we have seen: “A sharp tongue may cut your throat”, “Don’t give up. Moses was once a basket case, too”, and “Spring cleaning: Dust off your Bible”
Ugh!
steve :)
Now that is just funny. Ranting not required, just laughter. Laughter like the fun watching small children.