Vitamin C. Elixir of Life. If you ask me, coffee is proof of a benevolent divine being, according to my theology of coffee. Stay with me: God created plants before people. Ergo, when Adam awoke for the first time God must already have had a pot of coffee freshly brewed for him. Why else create plants before people? And I think it should go without saying that coffee beans grew in abundance in Eden. If you’re still with me, hey, I never promised you deep thoughts every day. Just run out and find yourself the best brew you can (or at least one you can afford) to celebrate God’s benevolence.

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